Most Of My Friends Are Women -

People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.

If Sitcoms Were Easy To Write, There'd Be A Lot Of Good Ones, And There Aren't.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.