I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.

There's A Part Of Me That Still Hates Everything, And My Natural View Default Setting Is Still Very Cynical And Dark

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

My Name Is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege Of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad Was A Bit Of A Communist, Know What I Mean?