I Like The South Of Spain, Notably

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

I Suppose The Common Idea Of Me Is That I'm Going To Be Someone Who's Hyper And Cracking Jokes All The Time, But People Who Meet Me Are Soon Disabused Of That Notion.

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.