Comedy Is A Very Approval-oriented Field.

You Can't Get Unfamous. You Can Get Infamous But You Can't Get Unfamous.

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.

I Wish I Had More Hands, So I Could Give Those Titties Four Thumbs Down!

The Higher Up I Went, The Less Happy I Was.

I Always Take A Relationship To The Next Level. If That Works Out, I Take It To The Next Level After That, Until I Finally Reach That Level When It Becomes Absolutely Necessary For Me To Leave.