I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic

The Only Thing Harder Than Leaving Show Business Is Coming Back.

Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else... 'cause Weed Is A Background Substance. You Know What I Mean, You Can Smoke Some Herb And Still Function. You Ain't Crisp... But You'll Function.

I Have A Very Good Life, A High Quality Of Life. I Have Both Money And Time. No One Has That.

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

The Mark Of Greatness Is When Everything Before You Is Obsolete, And Everything After You Bears Your Mark.