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It Was A Decision To Work Clean. I Just Prefer To Work That Way. I Have No Problem With Comedians Who Don't Work That Way. There Was A Temptation In The Early '70s To Reconsider. I Decided Against It.

You Should Have A Value System. You Can Win If You Stick With Your Value System.

Cell Phones Have Gotten So Small, You Can't Tell Who's A Cell Phone User And Who's A Schizophrenic.

I Think One Reason For A Successful Marriage Is Laughter. I Think Laughter Gets You Through The Rough Moments In A Marriage.

The Reason I'm A Psychologist Is Based In Part On My Telephone Routines. Much Of My Humor Comes Out Of Reaction To What Other People Are Saying. A Psychologist Is A Man Who Listens, Who Is Sympathetic.