The Only Way To Survive Is To

I Am A Minimalist. I Like Saying The Most With The Least.

I Think You Should Be A Child For As Long As You Can. I Have Been Successful For 74 Years Being Able To Do That. Don't Rush Into Adulthood, It Isn't All That Much Fun.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

Laughter Gives Us Distance. It Allows Us To Step Back From An Event, Deal With It And Then Move On.

You Do A Clean Show And It's Over And The Audience Have Enjoyed Themselves And You've Enjoyed Yourself, And You Haven't Had To Resort To Shock.