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You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

The Only Way To Survive Is To Have A Sense Of Humour.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

There's A Lot Of Cynicism. Let's Really Enjoy Christmas, With All That's Going On In The World.