This Stammer Got Me A Home In

I've Been A Very Lucky Actor.

One Of The First Things That You Learn As A Stand-up Is, You're The Boss. It's Your Stage, And Don't Screw With Me Because I'll Make You Look Bad, Which I Had To Do, Because You Wind Up With Drunks And Loud People.

The Giant Superstars Are People Whose Talent Is So Enormous That Their Death Wish Can't Destroy It.

One Of The First Things You Ever Learn As A Stand-up Is Don't Show Fear.

When I Started Out In 1960, I Thought It Might Possibly Last A Couple Of Years. I Never Expected It To Last 42. I Take Great Satisfaction In That Longevity.