The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions I Begin To Suspect I'm Wrong.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.