The Only Time I Set The Bar

Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All The Time.

Everyone Always Wants New Things. Everybody Likes New Inventions, New Technology. People Will Never Be Replaced By Machines. In The End, Life And Business Are About Human Connections. And Computers Are About Trying To Murder You In A Lake. And To Me The Choice Is Easy.

If I'd Had A Great Level Of Success Early On, Who Knows How I Would Have Responded. I Might Have Been A Complete Jerk.

Being An Action Star Is All I Had Ever Hoped To Be. I Ultimately Knew I Would Be An Action Star.

We Are All Facing The End One Day Or Another. I Say, Live A Good And Prosperous Life, Make Sure Your Choices Count, Make Them Count.