The Only Time I Set The Bar

I Don't Like To Get Angry. It Doesn't Make Me Feel Good. It Is Very Human, But It's Also A Loss Of Control, And I Like To Have That Kind Of Control.

I Ate Fiberglass Insulation. It Wasn’t Cotton Candy Like The Guy Said… My Tummy Itches.

I Am Always The Type Of Person Who Is Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop And For It To Peter Out And End. And If It Does That's Fine.

My Wife Is Way Funnier Than I Am. As Much As I Don't Really Feel I Share A Sense Of Humour With My Family, I Definitely Share One With Her - We Find The Same Things Funny.

I Was A Bad Dater, And Up Until 8th Grade I Went To An All Boy's School. So, By The Time I Hit High School I Was A Bit Freaked Out By Women In General.