Everyone Always Wants New Things. Everybody Likes

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

They Love 3-d. It's Fun To Watch A Movie In 3-d With Your Children, Or With A Group Of Children, Because, From Time To Time, You See Little Hands Reaching Up To Grab Things That They Think Are Right There. It's Remarkable And It Does, Obviously, Add Another Dimension, Literally, To The Movie.

People Generally Have Sex Fairly Young, And Probably Younger Than They Should Be Having It.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

Being A Leading Man... That's Like Saying I Want To Be Astronaut. That's Not Going To Happen.