If I'd Had A Great Level Of

I Think When Someone Who's Known For Doing Drama Does A Comedy But Just Tries To Be Funny, That's A Mistake.

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

I'm Very Fast. I'm Like Forest Gump, Except ... I Am Not An Idiot!

I'm Not Unattractive, But I'm Not A Matinee Idol. I Think I Have A Very Non-threatening Look - I'm Fine, I'm Right In The Middle.

Don't Underestimate Your Kids. Don't Be Condescending, Because They're Children But They're Not Stupid.