Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

Divorce Is The Price People Play For Playing With Matches.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.