Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours

You Are Not Fully Dressed Until You Wear A Smile.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.