The Only Thing Madonna Will Ever Do

If I Don't Feel Right About What I'm In, I Don't Feel Right About Anything.

If Someone Were To Say Seriously, "i'm Divine," She'd Have To Be Locked Up. There Are Lots Of People In Mental Institutions Going Around Saying "i'm God." But Because I'm Funny About It, They Haven't Locked Me Up Yet. And I Don't Give Myself Airs, Either.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

The Only Thing Madonna Will Ever Do Like A Virgin Is Give Birth In A Stable.

Here I Am, One Of The Most Colorful Women Of My Time - If Not Of My Block - Being Made To Sound Positively Legumelike In Printed Interviews.