The Only Thing Madonna Will Ever Do

If You're Frightened, You're Out Of Luck.

Me, I'm Just A Hack. I'm Just A Schlep-per. I Just Do What I Can Do.

Only Two Groups Of People Intimidate Me Absolutely: Salespeople And The French.

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

The First Time I Saw A Picture Of [fabled Actress] Ethel Barrymore - She Was On Broadway And She Was Wearing Pearls. I Thought, "that's Who I Should Grow Up To Be." It's Odd, Because It Was Her Physical Image That I Wanted; I Had No Idea What It Was Like Actually To Be Her. In Those Days, We Weren't Bombarded By Images The Way We Are Now, And The Ones We Did Have Were More Vivid In People's Minds.