If I Don't Feel Right About What

If Someone Were To Say Seriously, "i'm Divine," She'd Have To Be Locked Up. There Are Lots Of People In Mental Institutions Going Around Saying "i'm God." But Because I'm Funny About It, They Haven't Locked Me Up Yet. And I Don't Give Myself Airs, Either.

Thank God For The Gays. I Don't Know What Would Have Happened But I Know What Did Happen. Good For Them And Good For Me.

I've Forbidden My Daughter To Have Grandchildren, I'm Too Young.

I've Always Been Lucky Enough To Have Great Audiences. It Has Been Quite A Life.

I Wouldn't Say I Invented Tacky, But I Definitely Brought It To Its Present High Popularity.