The Only Thing I'm Allergic To Is

For The Last 30 Years, I've Been Leading A Life Of Crime And International Intrigue That's Involved 40 Stamps In My Passport, Love Affairs, And Broken Hearts To Go With Each One Of Them. You Would Have To Live Three Lifetimes To Catch Up With Just The Allegations That Follow Me!

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I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.

Stick Your Head Above The Crowd And Eventually Somebody Will Throw A Rock At It.

I Can Teach You To Jump Up In Five Seconds-it Takes Years To Learn How To Land Properly.