Classic Van Halen Made People Want To

You've Got To Roll With The Punches To Get To What's Real.

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

When You Can Spell Subpoena Without Thinking About It, That's When You Know You've Made It.

Music Is Like Girlfriends To Me; I'm Continually Astonished By The Choices Other People Make.

It Doesn't Matter The Kind Of Music, It Doesn't Matter Whether It's A Cowboy Hat Or A Yarmulke. I Don't Care If It's Outer Space Or Pop, The Spirit Is The Same.