The Only Thing Better Than One Of

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

I Have No Use For Humility. I Am A Fellow With An Exceptional Talent.

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.