The Only Reason My Work Seems To

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

I Quite Like Pilates Now. I Have A Pilates Girl In Every City.

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.

I Find It Hard To Understand Why Scorsese Has Never Called. You Know, Given The Natural Menace I Bring To The Screen.

I Cling To The Fantasy That I Could Have Done Something More Creative. Like Actually Writing A Script, Or Writing A Book. But The Awful Truth Is That I... Probably Can't!