The Only Reason My Work Seems To

My Grandmother Was Utterly Convinced I'd Wind Up As The Archbishop Of Canterbury. And, To Be Honest, I've Never Entirely Ruled It Out.

When I Think About Actors I Know, I'd Much Rather Hear About Who They're Shagging Than What Film They're Doing Next.

I Don't Think There's Much Point In Putting Me A Deep, Dark, Heavy, Emotional Film Because There Are People Who Do It So Much Better Than I Do.

And Film Acting Is Incredibly Tedious, Just By Its Nature. It's Incredibly, Mind Numbingly Slow.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.