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And Film Acting Is Incredibly Tedious, Just By Its Nature. It's Incredibly, Mind Numbingly Slow.

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

I Had Courtney Love's Left Bosom Out Of Her Dress On My Plate In Front Of Me. It Was Extraordinary. I Didn't Know Where To Look.

I Play The Sort Of Character Who Would Sell His Grandmother For Career Advancement, Something I've Come Across A Lot With Actors.

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.