I Quite Like Pilates Now. I Have

At Home, I Hardly Ever Leave London. I Don't Like The Countryside In England.

And I Particularly Like The Whole Thing Of Being Boss. Boss And Employee... It's The Slave Quality That I Find Very Alluring.

In The Last Couple Of Weeks I Have Seen The Ads For The Wonder Bra. Is That Really A Problem In This Country? Men Not Paying Enough Attention To Women’s Breasts?

My Dad Used To Have To Open The Second Bottle Of Wine In The Loo In Case Mum Heard The Cork Coming Out.

I Don't Think There's Much Point In Putting Me A Deep, Dark, Heavy, Emotional Film Because There Are People Who Do It So Much Better Than I Do.