Can't Win Without Talent, You Know.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

Remember, Half The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Class.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.

Help One Kid At A Time. He'll Maybe Go Back And Help A Few More.