The Old Days Were The Old Days.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.

I'm Always Watching Films. The Academy Pretty Much Sends Me Every Film That's Ever Been Done. I Enjoy Watching Them, Especially With The People I Know.

Everything I Do On Stage, I Made Up In Saloons. I Started Doing It In Front Of People, And That Became My Performance. I Never Had Writers.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.