I Don't Care If The Average Guy On The Street Really Knows What I'm Like, As Long As He Knows I'm Not Really A Mean, Vicious Guy. My Friends And Family Know What I'm Really Like. That's What's Important.

-Don Rickles

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I Don't Care If The Average Guy

Don Rickles

I Don't Care If The Average Guy On The Street Really Knows What I'm Like, As Long As He Knows I'm Not Really A Mean, Vicious Guy. My Friends And Family Know What I'm Really Like. That's What's Important.

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Mean

Average

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I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

Mistake

Years

Accountants