I'm So Bored. I Went To The

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.

A Small Waist Makes You Tire Easily.

On Vacations: We Hit The Sunny Beaches Where We Occupy Ourselves Keeping The Sun Off Our Skin, The Saltwater Off Our Bodies, And The Sand Out Of Our Belongings.

Some Say Our National Pastime Is Baseball. Not Me. It's Gossip.