I'm So Bored. I Went To The

I Love My Mother For All The Times She Said Absolutely Nothing.... Thinking Back On It All, It Must Have Been The Most Difficult Part Of Mothering She Ever Had To Do: Knowing The Outcome, Yet Feeling She Had No Right To Keep Me From Charting My Own Path. I Thank Her For All Her Virtues, But Mostly For Never Once Having Said, "i Told You So.

It Is Not Until You Become A Mother That Your Judgment Slowly Turns To Compassion And Understanding.

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

Just Think Of All Those Women On The Titanic Who Said, 'no Thank You' To Desert That Night. And For What?!

Never Order Food In Excess Of Your Body Weight.