The Object Of Golf Is To Beat

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

Nobody Ever Swung A Club Too Slowly.

Doesn't It Show Us All That We Are Silly Little Boys Or Fatuous Asses To Think That We Can Play Golf Without Making A Lot Of Bad Shots?

The Real Way To Enjoy Playing Golf Is To Take Pleasure Not In The Score, But In The Execution Of Strokes.

Jack Nicklaus Is Playing An Entirely Different Game, And One Which I'm Not Even Familiar With.