Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can

I Will Tell You Privately It's Not Going To Get Better, It's Going To Get Worse All The Time, But Don't Fret. Remember, We Play The Ball Where It Lies, And Now Let's Not Talk About This, Ever Again.

The Difference Between A Sand Trap And Water Hazard Is The Difference Between A Car Crash And An Airplane Crash. You Have A Chance Of Recovering From A Car Crash.

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.

I Think That (alister) Mackenzie And I Managed To Work As A Completely Sympathetic Team. Of Course There Was Never Any Question That He Was The Architect And I Was The Advisor And Consultant. No Man Learns To Design A Golf Course Simply By Playing Golf, No Matter How Well. But It Happened That Both Of Us Were Extravagant Admirers Of The Old Course At St Andrews And We Both Desired As Much As Possible To Simulate Seaside Conditions Insofar As The Differences In Turf And Terrain Would Allow.

I Never Learned Anything From A Match That I Won.