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Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast