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I Love Fishing. It's Transcendental Meditation With A Punchline.

[to Audience Members Who Were Arriving Late] You Haven't Missed A Thing, I Was Just Killing Time 'til You Got Here.

Why Are There No Windows In The Toilets On Aeroplanes? To Protect You From The Most Dedicated Perverts On The Planet, Hanging Off The Wing To Get A Peep?

I Think Age Is Terribly Overrated. You're Okay As Long As You Don't Grow Up. By All Means Grow Old, But Don't Mature. Remain Childlike, Retain Wonder, The Ability To Be Flabbergasted By Something.

I Started To Draw Desert Islands. They Were Just Rough, Shapes In The Middle Of The Page. Then I Began Drawing Shapes Within Those Shapes And I Was Amazed How Quickly The Islands Got Better. It Took Off From There.