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I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.

Sometimes There's A Tackiness About Route 66 That Out-tacks Any Tackiness I've Ever Seen Anywhere Else. And The Meramec Caverns Are The Pinnacle Of That Tack.