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I Started To Draw Desert Islands. They Were Just Rough, Shapes In The Middle Of The Page. Then I Began Drawing Shapes Within Those Shapes And I Was Amazed How Quickly The Islands Got Better. It Took Off From There.

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I Started To Draw Desert Islands. They

Billy Connolly

I Started To Draw Desert Islands. They Were Just Rough, Shapes In The Middle Of The Page. Then I Began Drawing Shapes Within Those Shapes And I Was Amazed How Quickly The Islands Got Better. It Took Off From There.

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