If Somebody Hits You With An Object

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

This Is Why I Hate White People. You Guys Try To Turn Everything Into A Racial Issue.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.

Look, I'm In The Top 20 Of Players Who Ever Lived.