If Somebody Hits You With An Object

Half Man, Half Sit-out-the-season.

Every Team In The Western Conference Has Flaws.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

It's The Kind Of Game That Makes You Go Home And Beat Your Wife.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.