If Somebody Hits You With An Object

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

I Don't Listen To The Refs. I Don't Listen To Anyone Who Makes Less Money Than I Do.