If Somebody Hits You With An Object

I Want Her To Understand That It's Going To Be A Factor In Her Life. I Just Want Her To Know That (racism) Does Exist, And I Want Her To Always Be Diligent, And If She Sees It, Address It And Fight It.

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

Only Poor People Go To Jail.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

I Don't Know What That Gas Is Made Of, But It Can't Smell Any Worse Than Ernie Johnson 's Gym Bag.