If Somebody Hits You With An Object

The Most Underrated Player In Nba History Is Dominique Wilkins. Right Behind Him Is Gary Payton. He Never Has Gotten The Respect He Deserves. If He Doesn't Spend The Rest Of His Days In Seattle, I Hope He Goes Someplace Where He Has A Chance To Win A Title.

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.