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Well, When I Went Off To College, The Guys I Used To Hang With Were Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Today They're Still Pumping Gas And Voting Democrat. Guess The Democrats Didn't Do Much For Them.

You Can Talk Without Saying A Thing. I Don't Ever Want To Be That Type Of Person.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

The Older I Get, The Faster I Was.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.