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Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

I Want To Be A Politician. I Think I Understand How The System Works, I Think A Lot Of Politicians Are Corrupt, And It's About Time We Put Some People In There Who Are Going To Look Out For The Majority Of The People Instead Of The Rich People.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.