If You Don't Like To Make Excuses

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There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

In Elections, The Undecided Vote Is Usually The Deciding Factor.