If You Don't Like To Make Excuses

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.