The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly

Property Is Theft. Nobody "owns" Anything. When You Die, It All Stays Here.

I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life Depended On It.

Why Do Overlook And Oversee Mean Opposite Things?

These Days Many Politicians Are Demanding Change. Just Like Homeless People.

I Was Looking In The Mirror The Other Day And I Realized I Haven't Changed Much Since I Was In My Twenties. The Only Difference Is I Look A Whole Lot Older Now.