Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You

You Can't Fight City Hall, But You Can Goddamn Sure Blow It Up.

The Christians Gave Him Sunday, The Jews Gave Him Saturday, And The Muslims Gave Him Friday. God Has A Three-day Weekend.

Dogs Lead A Nice Life. You Never See A Dog With A Wristwatch.

How Is It Possible To Have A Civil War?

Conservatives Say If You Don't Give The Rich More Money, They Will Lose Their Incentive To Invest. As For The Poor, They Tell Us They've Lost All Incentive Because We've Given Them Too Much Money.