Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You

How Do You Write Zero In Roman Numerals?

All The Media And The Politicians Ever Talk About Is Things That Separate Us, Things That Make Us Different From One Another

The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.

I’m A High-tech Low-life. A Cutting Edge, State-of-the-art Bi-coastal Multi-tasker And I Can Give You A Gigabyte In A Nanosecond!

I Think Tobacco And Alcohol Warnings Are Too General. They Should Be More To The Point: 'people Who Smoke Will Eventually Cough Up Small Pieces Of Lung.'... And 'warning!! Alcohol Will Turn You Into The Same Jerk Your Father Was.'