Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You

If At First You Don't Succeed, Redefine Success.

If You're Reading It In A Book, Folks, It Ain't Self-help. It's Help.

The First Obligation I Have Is To Be Funny; It's My First Impulse And An Instinct. I Like Being Funny And Finding The Jokes.

These Days Many Politicians Are Demanding Change. Just Like Homeless People.

Baby Boomers Helped Me A Great Deal In My Career. They Launched Me. They Were There For Me To Sing My Song To. And I'm Not Saying I'm Better Than Anyone, But I Think They Turned That Anti-authority Baby Boom Mentality Into Their Own Enemy. Now I Identify Very Closely With Their Children.