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It Really Drives Me Banana Sangwich.

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

Start Each Day Out The Holy Way..with Christ Chex, It's A Miracle In A Bowl. Just Open The Box And You Hear Ahhhhh....and Then A Lil' Angel Flies Out And Says 'good Morning, Life Is Beautiful!'.