I Bought These Shoes In Taiwan, And

A Man Up In Front Of A Judge Says "i Don't Recognise This Court." "why Not?" "it's Been Redecorated Since The Last Time I Was Here."

An Irishman's Wife Gave Birth To Twins. Her Husband Wanted To Know Who The Other Man Was.

There Was An Irish Space Program To Go To The Sun. They Went At Night So They Didn't Get Burnt.

Most Of My Jokes Are Racist - Usually About The Irish.

It's Never Occurred To Me To Worry About My Health, Or That I'll Get Old, Or That People Will Stop Laughing At Me.