The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A

As Long As People Will Accept Crap, It Will Be Financially Profitable To Dispense It.

I Guess The Best Advice I Ever Got Or Anyone Could Get For Doing A Talk Show, Though It Has Not Been Easy Very Often, Was From Jack Paar, Who Said, 'kid, Don't Make It An Interview. Interviews Have Clipboards, And You're Like David Frost. Make It A Conversation.'

I Am Always Shocked That There Are Still A Handful Of Defenders Of The Dubious Practice Of Abstinence, Surely The Worst Idea Since Chocolate-covered Ants.

William F. Buckley Was A Man Who Had A Great Capacity For Fun And For Amusing Himself By Amazing Others.

To Label Me An Intellectual Is A Misunderstanding Of What That Is.