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When I Was A Kid In Nebraska, A Cantankerous Farmer, Known For Plinking With His '22 At Passing Cars In Which He Perceived Enemies, Ingeniously Rigged Up A Shotgun In His House, Trained On The Inside Of His Front Door So As To Widely Distribute Any Intruder.

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

To Call New York's Traffic At Holiday Time A Nightmare Is To Understate.

Show People Tend To Treat Their Finances Like Their Dentistry. They Assume The Man Handling It Knows What He Is Doing.

Music Bypasses The Brain And Goes Straight To The Heart. I Wish My Life Had More Of It.