The Head Writer Loves That My Character

The Show Is A Satire, Which Gives Us Freedom To Do Anything We Want. Satire Is The Magic Word That Wipes Away Any Culpability. The Media Is Jealous Of This Freedom.

Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's The Daily Show.

I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

I Don't Feel Rivalry. I'm The Least Competitive Person You'll Meet Ever, To A Fault.

Ethanol Is, In Its Pure Form, Just As Much Of A Sham As Oil.