The Head Writer Loves That My Character

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

I Am A Man Who Used To Wear The Tights. We Traveled The Country Doing Two Shakespeare Plays For Bored College Students For About A Year. I Think I'd Probably Still Be Doing It Now If I Hadn't Just Randomly Decided To Go To A Sketch Group Audition. That Led To Doing Improv, Which Led To The Daily Show. But It Was Fun While It Lasted.

I've Been An Apple Guy Since The Mid 80's And That's When I Was Like, "boy, You Guys Really Got Me Here. I Know Exactly What You're Doing, Right Down To Your Price Points."

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.