The Greatness Of A Man Is Only

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

Words Matter. Especially If You're Kicking Someone's Ass In Words With Friends.

I Never Went To Camp As A Kid. I Couldn't Get Into An Ivy League School. I Wouldn't Join A Biker Club.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.