The Greatness Of A Man Is Only

I Was Going To Do A Big Radio Show, And I Said To My Driver, 'radio Can Wait, Take Me To The Full House House.' It Literally Was A Drive-by. I Photobombed The Full House House Yesterday. I Took Like 20 Pictures Because I Thought I Didn't Look Good In Any Of These - You Can't See The House! You Gotta Really Show That That's The House!

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

Most People Argue Over Who's Right, Not About What The Truth Is.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.