Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Experience Makes More Timid Men Than It Does Wise Ones.

Life Is Short, But It's Long Enough To Ruin Any Man Who Wants To Be Ruined.

The Man Who Has Never Been Tempted Doesn't Know How Dishonest He Is.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust