Genius Ain't Anything More Than Elegant Common

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

Waves Are Inspiring Not Because They Rise And Fail, But Because Each Time They Fall. They Never Fail To Rise Again.

The Best Time For You To Hold Your Tongue Is The Time You Feel You Must Say Something Or Bust.