Genius Ain't Anything More Than Elegant Common

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.

Everyone Who Does The Best He Can Is A Hero.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Virtue Does Not Consist In The Absence Of The Passions, But In The Control Of Them.

The Easiest Thing For Our Friends To Discover In Us, And The Hardest Thing For Us To Discover In Ourselves, Is That We Are Growing Old.