The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You

I Guess There Is Nothing That Will Get Your Mind Off Everything Like Golf. I Have Never Been Depressed Enough To Take Up The Game, But They Say You Get So Sore At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.

A Man Who Dies Without Adequate Life Insurance Should Have To Come Back And See The Mess He Created.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

We Are The Only Nation In The World That Waits Till We Get Into A War Before We Start Getting Ready For It.

Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.