More Men Have Been Elected Between Sundown

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

When You're Through Learning, You're Through.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.

Golf Is A Wonderful Exercise. You Can Stand On Your Feet For Hours, Watching Somebody Else Putt.

Common Sense Ain't Common.