The Future Will Soon Be A Thing

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

Soft Rock Music Isn't Rock, And It Ain't Music. It's Just Soft. Reminds Me Of Something My Third-grade Teacher Said To Us. She Said, "you Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala."

Part Of The Pleasure Of Being Alive Is The Knowledge That You're Not Dead Yet.

I, Myself, Have Killed Six People. All Random, All Undetected, No Way To Trace Them To Me. And, Let Me Tell You, There's Nothin' Like It. It's A Great Feeling. Yeah, I Know, You're Thinking. 'aw, He's A Comedian. He's Just Sayin' That Stuff.' Good. That's Exactly What I Want You To Think.

Never Forget That Hitler Was A Catholic.