May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused

The Golden Gate Bridge Should Have A Long Bungee Cord For People Who Aren't Quite Ready To Commit Suicide But Want To Get In A Little Practice.

She Was Only A Prostitute, But She Had The Nicest Face I Ever Came Across.

The Only Thing High-definition Television Will Do Is Provide Sharper Images Of The Garbage.

The Sicker You Get, The Harder It Is To Remember If You Took Your Medicine.

I'm Not In Show Business Because I Don't Have To Go To The Meetings, I'm Just Not A Part Of It, I Don't Belong To It. When You "belong" To Something. You Want To Think About That Word, "belong." People Should Think About That: It Means They Own You. If You Belong To Something It Owns You, And I Just Don't Care For That. I Like Spinning Out Here Like One Of Those Subatomic Particles That They Can't Quite Pin Down.