When You Step On The Brakes Your

The Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage.

The Effect Of The Coke On Our Relationship [with My Wife Brenda] Was Very Sick. Now That It's Over, Those Were Actually Funny Times. Looking For Each Other's Coke, Hiding It, Finding It, Doing Some, Not Telling The Other. Then Fighting Over It.

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.

I Thought About How Mothers Feed Their Babies With Tiny Little Spoons And Forks So I Wondered, What Do Chinese Mothers Use? Toothpicks?

But Wait!!! You Make It To 60. You Didn't Think You Would!