Comedy - And I Say This With

I Have A Wonderful Psychiatrist That I See Maybe Once A Year, Because I Don't Need It. It All Comes Out Onstage.

Whatever You Do To Recover From A Loss, People Will Be Critical Because They Believe That The Only Way To Recover Is Their Way. And You Will Even Run Into Some People Who Should Be Run Into By Rhinos Because They Actually Don't Want To See You Get Over Your Tragedy At All; Grief Is A Spectator Sport For Them.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.