Comedy - And I Say This With

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.

My Obstetrician Was So Dumb That When I Gave Birth He Forgot To Cut The Cord. For A Year That Kid Followed Me Everywhere. It Was Like Having A Dog On A Leash.

I Think I'm In A Business Where You Have To Look Good, And It's Totally Youth-oriented.