Comedy - And I Say This With

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.