The Fools In This World Make About

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

Contentment Is A Kind Of Moral Laziness; If There Wasn't Anything But Contentment In His World, Man Wouldn't Be Any More Of A Success Than An Angleworm Is

Faith Is The Soul Riding At Anchor.

Habits Are Like The Wrinkles On A Man's Brow; If You Will Smooth Out The One, I Will Smooth Out The Other.