The First Two Days Of A Vacation

Your Best Work Always Seems To Have Been Done By Someone Else.

God And The Devil Lose To A Common Enemy: Inertia.

Revenge Leads To An Empty Fullness, Like Eating Dirt.

Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love Him Twice As Much, For He's Going To Cut It In Half Anyway.

Spite Is Never Lonely; Envy Always Tags Along.